Friday, March 13, 2009

Demon-Possessed Twelve Year-Old General Manager Loli Wrestler… Greatest Gimmick EVER?

From Wikipedia:

"She's only twelve years old, but she's already been a champion.
She's known as President Ramu, and she's often paired with the mysterious and enigmatic Onryo, in the independent wrestling faction known as Triplesix, an offshoot of the Dramatic Dream Team organization, better known by its initials DDT (or its logo D2T).

DDT is a Japanese professional wrestling promotion founded in 1997 by Sanshiro Takagi. It became one of the top names in Japanese indy wrestling by creating a unique Sports Entertainment style with a Japanese puroresu flair to the matches. DDT started producing Pay-Per-View digests of its product on DirectTV during late 1999 to 2003 when they finally got an hour's timeslot on Samurai TV, Japan's premier sports channel which shows a lot of professional wrestling from both Japan and the United States. The cards' matches tend to be a mix of Japanese lucha, puroresu, hardcore brawling and comedy matches."
And the comedy segments are WAY over the top!

Surprisingly skilled in the wrestling ring as well as pretty good on the microphone, President Ramu started appearing in DDT/Triplesix when she was eight years old. Her character is a demon-possessed little girl who is the chairperson/general manager of Triplesix. Hailing from Devildom City, her official birthday is “Bees psychic death 14 years”. On top of that, she held the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Title, being the TRUE youngest champion ever!! (eat your heart out, Randy Orton)

Here’s a YouTube link of the President keeping her roster in line…
And here she is dishing out chokeslams like M&M’s at a Weight Watchers’ meeting…
Go ahead and complain on the message board if you must… but, President Ramu exposes the business less than a whole bunch of local Mississippi indy wrestlers I COULD mention.

And she’s over, too! Seriously, look at those vids again and pay attention to the crowd. Keep in mind that those folks are JAPANESE wrestling fans. The Japanese take their Pro Wrestling VERY seriously. If the hardest to please wrestling fans in the entire world are into the gimmick, then a few postings from a handful of anonymous marks isn’t going to sway my opinion that President Ramu is the GREATEST GIMMICK EVER!